In my humble opinion I dare to say that Jesus was in fact the first and probably the only real Communist. Let’s face the facts.

- He wanted us to be treated all as equal (a stateless society);

- He wanted everyone to share what they had (the common ownership);

- He provided supplies to the people (Multiplication of bread and fishes), to provide an egalitarian society;

- He hated Capitalism, lets not forget that he throw away the moneychangers (THOSE CAPITALIST PIGS!!!) out of the temple;

- He died because one of his so called friends (Judas you bastard), sold his life for 30 silver coins (again Capitalism)

- He was rejected and misunderstood (was he?).


So… the main point is Pure Communism can be done, we just have to be all like Jesus to have a perfect society (Yeah right. We all know how that story ends, and few of us have the power to resurrect after being crucified)